No system Yet!

Havent yet got my work station!!And the training room is kinda cold(!). And the work seems to be more technical for the functional guys and more functional for the techie guys. I am supposedly in the implementation team. Well I have no clue as to how my product works and am prety sure theres not much thts going to get clear in the near future either. I like to joke abt me doing things the classic way, while the truth is tht I cant do it any other way. The only use I have for my computer is to play music, read online books, check mail... get the drift?
And I still reemmber Che's remark some ten years back on one of my classmates getting a system. If you are gonna use your system only to use excel sheets, MS word and so on; why dont you get urself a type writer and a calculator??
Going by those standards, I dont deserve to have a system!
Update:
I have finally been assigned a system. Now wait a minute before you guys start feeling happy for me! After spending close to two hours trying to get someone from the helpdesk configure my new system, I realise I ought to move out from here too! Now howz that?