Leave Letter!!

One of my B school mates is getting engaged this Sunday and she has to apply for leave 'cos we have classes even on a Sunday! And we were having a few laughs on what to do. 'Cos our college people are as excited as her parents I guess. Our director kept howering around my friend and her would be inlaws when they came to the campus,officially for some function. He seemed to think that he had to do the Khatthirdaari, after all he is on the girl's side! And then so are our profs!!
And that is when this letter came out! I thought it was pretty juvenille but by then I had already decided to post it here!!


To,
Respected Chairperson,
PGDBA.

From,
To Be Engaged Fixed Girl.

Dear Sir,
Even as I am writting this letter, me dear is getting angry that I am calling you dear. And am sure your wifey ll also get angry on reading this letter.So to make sure that you dont get jhaado beatings from your wife, this is a self destructing letter. It will destroy itself after u hv read it!!!
As you ought to know by now, "Marriage is not a word. Its a sentence.You have already been sentenced for life, and now its d turn of my dear!! The sentence ll be declared publicly on 4th of Feb. Hence I request you to grant me a day's leave, so that I can be present while he is being sentenced. After all I am his present on his sentence.

My dear's truly,
TBEFG.


Disclaimer : The above letter is solely meant for laughs! If it does induce somebody to be the Runaway Bridegroom, the author will not be held responsible. And the author wants to point out that there are few things in life which you will regret having done or not having done 'em and Holy Matrimony is one of them. And better to regret doing somethingie than not at all!